Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day- in a dark, smelly alley

We closed Neil’s birthday with a pizza, popcorn, and movie at home. In preparation for the evening, I put on some REALLY comfy clothes. Neil could hardly contain his arousal at my outfit:

“You look homeless.”

Here is the proof: it’s not a flattering picture or outfit, but I offer the visual for your amusement.
What you can’t see is the super-hot black latex corset beneath the dribbled on and holey t-shirt. Really.

Honk if you think I'm sexy.

Actually, not really.

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11 thoughts on “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day- in a dark, smelly alley”

  1. Glad to see you have inherited my fashion sense. I have evening wear similar to that outfit. I think it’s called “Haute Couture Pathetique”.

  2. @Mom: Yup, credit where credit is due. 😉

    @Neil Ford and @CC: You boys should’ve seen me in my Rocky Horror Picture Show days… I was Janet in the Madison Wisconsin production for the better part of a year! Oh, the things we got up too… Can you say, “less is more?” x

  3. @xian: Yeah, comfort ruled over sexy last night. I have to control how much hotness I let out, you know. That’s why I left the purple fuzzy slippers out of last night’s outfit. That would’ve been far too much hotness for one evening. 😉

  4. You really must stop mugging bums for their clothes. Oh, and , you could have just told Neil “Not tonight, I have a headache.” Same effect 🙂

  5. Perhaps we were all too dazzled by the entire outfit to notice the amazing co-ordination of each piece. Yeah, I think that’s it.

  6. I once said the corset was the best invention ever – and I stand by that statement 🙂

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