We’re about to head down to the town to enjoy a cup of Costa Coffee and observe the last-minute shoppers. It’ll be like a nature show- watching hyenas tear through confused herds of some spindly-legged creatures or another. The screams of other species trying to avoid the mayhem. The angry baboon troops of mothers with prams and shopping bags from Woolworths.
I’m not even taking anything to read. I’m going for the entertainment value of Christmas Eve in the town centre. Let the spectacle begin… 😀
Have a good [insert religious/spiritual/personal holiday of choice here].