Stock tip for the New Year…

Invest in Alkaline Batteries.

Here’s why:

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Have at least one orgasm per hour.
Get your resolution here

Nowthen, click that link to find your own ridiculous, randomly generated New Year’s Resolution. I realize that it’s ten days into January already, but it’s never too late to vow to pleasure yourself nearly nonstop for then next twelve months. (Thank goodness I work from home… heh heh)


What I’m listening to right now:
Sparks are Gonna Fly from the album “Wishville” by Catherine Wheel

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