Ahoy there and shiver me timbers sea-kitties… Sunday be the official “Talk Like a Pirate Day.”
If’n you be a doubtful scoundrel and believe me full of chum, feast ye peepers, (or peeper, if’n ye got a patch o’er the hole of yer former), on this here site:
Talk Like A Pirate Day – September 19
I fer one, am plannin’ a day as any other fair day- rest, I will. Then when the tide be low and me faithful parrot… er, wait… don’t have a parrot… Then when the tide be low and me faithful mate Rocket the Chum Chucker wakes me with a yeowl, I’ll eat, drink and be merry to the tide’s sleepy return. (Rocket is one of my silly-ass cats.)
Or, I’ll swab the house, eat, drink and be jEN… but I may do it with a patch o’er my eye just for fun… 😉
Need a pirate name in a jiffy?
Go find ye a scoundrel name and state it proudly back into me comments, me sea-kitties. I am to be known by “Capn Esmerelda the Red Arse” on Sunday… but how the generators know about the tone of my ass is beyond me… heh heh
Enjoy and don’t forget the gratuitous use of “Aarrrr!”