Aug

25

Your ‘Real Personal’ for today

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I have many tattoos. Well, I had many tattoos. As I went under the needle more and more often, my many turned into larger works but fewer in number as I filled the gaps of virgin flesh. Of all that inking, I have only one, short word tattooed on me. I don’t plan on more at this time, but this ‘Real Personal’ I’ve found for you today illustrates why it is imperative that you check a writing sample, essay, or even a supplies order by the person you choose to ink your skin for eternity.
I give you: The Tattoo Artist Who Can’t Spell…

TATTOO ARTIS LOOKING FOR SHOP

Reply to: [email removed]
Date: 2005-08-24, 7:58PM PDT

LOOKING FOR A SHOP TO WORK IN.
10 YEARS OF TATTOO EXPERIENCE-8 WITH HOME MADE/2 WITH PROFESIONAL MACHENE
ALWAYS READY TO PERSONALIZE ALL ART WORK.
75%RETURN CUSTOMER BASE.
WORK IN VARIOUS STYLES(AND FUSIONS)
I REGARD IT AS AN HONOR WHEN SOMEONE IS WILLING TO LET ME HELP THEM REPRESENT A PART OF THEM.I LIKE TO GET TO KNOW MY CUSTOMER AND GET A SENSE OF THE MEANING OF THE ATR SO I CAN EXACUTE IT TO MY BEST OF ABILITY.I FIND BEING ABEL TO EMORTALIZE THERE MIND FRAME INTO LIVING ART A MOST JOYFULL THING.THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I WANT TO DO JUST TO BE SOME LOCAL EGO-HERO!THIS IS AN ART I HOLD DEAR TO ME AND IT SHOWS IN MY PORFOLIO.TO GIVE ME A CHANCE IS TO ENVEST IN THE FUTURE OF THIS INDUSTRY.

A tattoo is forever* fellas, so make sure that big man with the needle has his glasses on and confirms how to spell your girlfriend’s name…

smooches~
jEN

*forever: sort of. You could get it removed by painful laser treatment, but then you’ll have to get the name tattooed correctly after that to save face with your woman. Best to check the facts first before anything tragic happens. Which means YOU’d better know how to spell her name too… ;)

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Aug

6

Real personals- “are you my babydaddy?”

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This just might become a regular spot on the blog. I can’t claim the credit for finding this gem, but I am looking at this personal advertisement as inspiration to find more ‘omg- they didn’t!’ moments online…

For your enjoyment I present:
are you my babydaddy? you gotta help me now - w4m - 26

For the click impaired, (or just plain lazy), here’s the personal ad in it’s entirety:

Reply to: [link removed]
Date: 2005-06-26, 11:24AM EDT

my name is [name removed] and i have 5 chilren - two from one man and the other 3 from diffren men. my yungest is 4 month and older is 12 there name is marvin-tyrone-latishia-reggie-wanda. I am trying to find all the men that might b the father of my chilren. If you might be hem or know a man that says he gots chilren but not come around than let me no. i got problems so you gotta help them now.
god bless

The quest for more unbelievable ads has begun. If you have one you’d like to share, drop me a comment. (My spam filter will eject anything with more than one link per message, so just send me your best one.)
I’ll do my best to find some more beauties. Oh– and if you are her ‘babydaddy’– get in touch with her… form an orderly queue and get in touch with her… ;)
smooches~
jEN

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