On the balcony, eating a snack of fresh tomatoes and soft mozzarella cheese.
J- ‘Mmmm. Man, there is something special about tomatoes and mozzarella. This will be even better when our own tomatoes come up from the garden.’
N- ‘Fresh basil would be nice on this too, we should grow some again this year.’
J- ‘Oh my God- what if we could grow our own cheese?’
N- ‘We can… but we need-’
J- ‘a cow, or a goat-’
N- ‘or a sheep.’
J- ‘Or a lactating mum.’
Neil looks a bit disgusted.
J- ‘Oh come on. You know there’s some eccentric rich fucker in Russia that eats human breast milk cheese on his salads. You know it’s got to be true.’
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One thing you can be sure of is if you can *think* of something weird, then there’s someone out there doing it, and they’re going to have a website about it.
Thus: http://www.indrani.net/index.php?q=2006/03/breast_milk_cheese
And: http://www.whytraveltofrance.com/2007/06/09/human-breast-milk-cheese-made-in-france/
Ew.
OH the torture! I want to click the links, but I know I’ll regret it…