seeing the future during a morning poo

I know I’m still only in my thirties, but I just had a peek at my geriatric destiny. I was sat on the toilet doing my ‘business’ and looked around me. I saw nearly flesh-coloured tan ankle socks poking out of fuzzy, lavender slippers, and an aerosol can of floral air-freshener within easy reach.

I was my grandma from the knees down.

I think I just had an epiphany poo.
I am throwing out the socks…

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6 Comments

  1. Posted April 5, 2008 at 9:44 am | Permalink

    OK – going to have a little lie down now.

  2. Posted April 5, 2008 at 9:45 am | Permalink

    [can't wait to hear what Mom says!]

  3. Posted April 5, 2008 at 8:21 pm | Permalink

    OK. I’ve waited hours and it still makes me giggle:
    epoophany.

    I feel better now. :)

  4. Mom
    Posted April 5, 2008 at 10:37 pm | Permalink

    @ Daddy P. I know I’m going to disappointment you, but, OH MY GOD, I’m at a loss for words! I swear I did teach her the meaning of “private”. Obviously, it didn’t take. :)

    @ Jennifer. Okay, I must admit “epoophany” is a giggler.

  5. Posted April 6, 2008 at 2:04 pm | Permalink

    Wow, I wasn’t expecting this when I surfed over here with my Sunday morning coffee. I’m going to be giggling about this all day.

  6. Posted April 6, 2008 at 5:01 pm | Permalink

    @CC – Excellent! This is why I share my madness… ;)

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