Didn’t expect to see -that- in the kitchen utensils!

I was just doing an Amazon search for kitchen stuff (nothing in particular, just browsing) when I saw this tucked into the list: (click image for an enlarged view)

Corkscrewredefined

If you didn’t spot it, it’s the big, blue dildo in the middle row. Looks like the keyword filtering for Amazon puts any old ‘corkscrew’ into the “Bar & Wine Tools” section! Oh my! Tee hee hee…

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9 Comments

  1. Posted November 28, 2006 at 4:58 pm | Permalink

    Well, it could be used in the kitchen and stored in the same cabinet as the dishes.

    (I’m going to keep my laughter to myself)

    Brian…

  2. Posted November 28, 2006 at 6:00 pm | Permalink

    Only two things to say:

    What the heck were you searching for?

    and

    I didn’t know Amazon sold such things!

    :)

    - Neil.

  3. Posted November 28, 2006 at 7:07 pm | Permalink

    @Brian: you filthy little bunny. ;)

    @Neil Ford: believe it or not, I was looking innocently at wine and spirit decanters. The funny thing is, due to my discerning shopper state of mind at the time and having seen a million creative implements for opening wine bottles, I actually looked at it for half a second and wondered where the bottle neck goes… tee hee

  4. Posted November 28, 2006 at 10:27 pm | Permalink

    I can imagine whipping that out at a cocktail party to mix drinks – would you like that shaken or stirred?

  5. Jodi
    Posted November 29, 2006 at 1:56 am | Permalink

    I guess Nigela really does do it all in the kitchen. What else are you going to do while your waiting for your muffins to finish baking?

  6. Posted December 1, 2006 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

    The next time I am at yours we are eating out, okay ;)

  7. Jessica
    Posted December 6, 2006 at 5:09 am | Permalink

    I ran across this in my husband’s blog. I just had to check it out. All I have to say is I will be spending a lot more time in the kitchen. :D

  8. Posted December 6, 2006 at 11:35 am | Permalink

    Hi Jessica! Welcome!

    Clearly there’s hope for women who don’t like to cook, eh? ;)

  9. Posted December 6, 2006 at 1:13 pm | Permalink

    …and that’s what I get when my wife reads my blog and then links to the blog I got it from… amazing!

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