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At the end of the day, my grass and your grass still function the same

a lovely tub of grass…so when I give you a lawnmower that works on all the grasses of the world, please don’t decide to take the mower home, pull out the blades and a few key nuts and bolts, attach them to the top of the machine (or not at all) and then ask me why your grass isn’t any shorter.

Trust me, I’m good at cutting grass.

This little anecdote is a veiled metaphor for an issue I’m having with a ‘neighbour’… one who will be knee deep in weeds if said neighbour doesn’t start mowing the grass with the lawnmower and instruction manual I provided. * sigh *

It is, at times, painful to be helpful.

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4 Responses to “At the end of the day, my grass and your grass still function the same”

  1. john Says:

    It hurts me when you spash our personal problems on the web.

    Ok, Ok, you win….. I’ll mow the $@%^@ lawn.

    Love,
    N

  2. jEN Says:

    heh heh… and get that edge trimming done to while you’re at it. :P

  3. Pete Says:

    This makes -muuuch- more sense now :)

  4. jEN Says:

    ;)

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