Your ‘Real Personal’ for today

I have many tattoos. Well, I had many tattoos. As I went under the needle more and more often, my many turned into larger works but fewer in number as I filled the gaps of virgin flesh. Of all that inking, I have only one, short word tattooed on me. I don’t plan on more at this time, but this ‘Real Personal’ I’ve found for you today illustrates why it is imperative that you check a writing sample, essay, or even a supplies order by the person you choose to ink your skin for eternity.
I give you: The Tattoo Artist Who Can’t Spell…

TATTOO ARTIS LOOKING FOR SHOP

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Date: 2005-08-24, 7:58PM PDT

LOOKING FOR A SHOP TO WORK IN.
10 YEARS OF TATTOO EXPERIENCE-8 WITH HOME MADE/2 WITH PROFESIONAL MACHENE
ALWAYS READY TO PERSONALIZE ALL ART WORK.
75%RETURN CUSTOMER BASE.
WORK IN VARIOUS STYLES(AND FUSIONS)
I REGARD IT AS AN HONOR WHEN SOMEONE IS WILLING TO LET ME HELP THEM REPRESENT A PART OF THEM.I LIKE TO GET TO KNOW MY CUSTOMER AND GET A SENSE OF THE MEANING OF THE ATR SO I CAN EXACUTE IT TO MY BEST OF ABILITY.I FIND BEING ABEL TO EMORTALIZE THERE MIND FRAME INTO LIVING ART A MOST JOYFULL THING.THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I WANT TO DO JUST TO BE SOME LOCAL EGO-HERO!THIS IS AN ART I HOLD DEAR TO ME AND IT SHOWS IN MY PORFOLIO.TO GIVE ME A CHANCE IS TO ENVEST IN THE FUTURE OF THIS INDUSTRY.

A tattoo is forever* fellas, so make sure that big man with the needle has his glasses on and confirms how to spell your girlfriend’s name…

smooches~
jEN

*forever: sort of. You could get it removed by painful laser treatment, but then you’ll have to get the name tattooed correctly after that to save face with your woman. Best to check the facts first before anything tragic happens. Which means YOU’d better know how to spell her name too… πŸ˜‰

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4 thoughts on “Your ‘Real Personal’ for today”

  1. OMG, I cannot believe that this guy can’t spell. If I were having anything tattoo’d on me, I’d ensure he spelled it right. Then again, I’d also ensure that the coloring was right too. I can just see a big tat on my back that was supposed to say MAD DOG instead say DAM DOG. πŸ™‚

    Oh well, some people need to go back to school.

  2. This reminds me that I need to get some pics of my ink up on my website…

    It also reminds me of a cartoon that I saw where this big, hairy, burly guy was getting his back tattooed by some little skinny dude. The tattoo said the following:

    “This guy thinks there is a giant picture of the Mona Lisa back here.”

  3. a friend of mine used to hang around Sydney town hall (it’s the city’s general “meet you at…” place) which was THE place to hang in the 80’s. A lot of skinheads used to hang out there as well, and she knew one who’d come over all creative one day and decided to tattoo “SKINS” on his own forehead.

    Being as bright as your average skinhead, he plonked himself down in front of the mirror…

    “SNIKS” had a lot of issues going forward in life, i suspect.

    Cheers
    Matt

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