Oreo cookies are the closest thing to proof that God exists that I’ve ever found. Bow down to Nabisco HQ and find religion.
Milk moustaches are sexiest with cookie crumbs.
I am fulfilled.
smooches~
jEN
What I’m listening to right now: God is God by Juno Reactor
I can understand your initial resentment. There are Oreos here in the UK, but they aren’t the delicious cookie goodness that needs to be obtained from a USA importer…. There is a Spanish company that makes a nasty variation of the bliss biscuit. I’ve not tried them, but other expats have, and report to the forums I surf that the Spanish ones pale in comparison to the real thing.
Your Hobnobs intrigue me… perhaps I’ll succumb to the sweet siren’s song of the Spar shop and give ‘em a whirl.
you should listen to Lonnie Mack’s Oreo Cookie Blues if you haven’t done so yet
here are the lyrics (sorry for the uppercase…)
I GOT CHOCLATE ON MY FINGERS, ICING ON MY LIPS
SUGAR DIABITES, AND BLUBBER ON MY HIPS
I KEEP A NIGHT LIGHT BURNING IN THE KITCHEN
SO I CAN GO DOWNSTAIRS AND CRUISE
I GOT THE OREO CR‚àö?†ME SANDWICH
CHOCLATE COVERED CR‚àö?†ME FILLED WITH THE BLUES
I HIDE THEM IN A CABINET, I KEEP THEM IN A JAR
FOR EMERGENCY‚Äö?Ñ?¥S YOU KNOW,
I PUT THEM IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT OF MY CAR
I JUST LOVE THEM THINGS
I GOT THE OREO CR‚àö?†ME SANDWICH
CHOCLATE COVERED CR‚àö?†ME FILLED WITH THE BLUES
THE DOCTOR SAID I‚Äö?Ñ?¥M CRAZY
YOU BETTER GIVE THEM UP AND QUICK
YOU‚Äö?Ñ?¥LL BE PUSHING UP DAISIES
CAUSE BOY YOU ARE DEFINITELY SICK
I COULD NOT GIVE THEM UP IF I WANTED
CAUSE YOU KNOW I WOULD HATE TO LOOSE
I GOT THE OREO CR‚àö?†ME SANDWICH
CHOCLATE COVER CREME FILLED COOKIE
IT WAS BUILT BY NABISCO
ALMOST BETTER THAN NOOKIE BLUES
french $@m, eating Oreo cookies in Paris, France as well as in Paris, Texas
Bow down to Nabisco HQ and find religion.
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Die Heretic!
Posted by the True Believers in the Second Coming of the Chocolate Hobnob (Plain).
I can understand your initial resentment. There are Oreos here in the UK, but they aren’t the delicious cookie goodness that needs to be obtained from a USA importer…. There is a Spanish company that makes a nasty variation of the bliss biscuit. I’ve not tried them, but other expats have, and report to the forums I surf that the Spanish ones pale in comparison to the real thing.
Your Hobnobs intrigue me… perhaps I’ll succumb to the sweet siren’s song of the Spar shop and give ‘em a whirl.
smooches of the Nabisco devout~
jEN
i agree with you jEN !!!
Oreo is my religion and i pray each and every day
you should listen to Lonnie Mack’s Oreo Cookie Blues if you haven’t done so yet
here are the lyrics (sorry for the uppercase…)
I GOT CHOCLATE ON MY FINGERS, ICING ON MY LIPS
SUGAR DIABITES, AND BLUBBER ON MY HIPS
I KEEP A NIGHT LIGHT BURNING IN THE KITCHEN
SO I CAN GO DOWNSTAIRS AND CRUISE
I GOT THE OREO CR‚àö?†ME SANDWICH
CHOCLATE COVERED CR‚àö?†ME FILLED WITH THE BLUES
I HIDE THEM IN A CABINET, I KEEP THEM IN A JAR
FOR EMERGENCY‚Äö?Ñ?¥S YOU KNOW,
I PUT THEM IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT OF MY CAR
I JUST LOVE THEM THINGS
I GOT THE OREO CR‚àö?†ME SANDWICH
CHOCLATE COVERED CR‚àö?†ME FILLED WITH THE BLUES
THE DOCTOR SAID I‚Äö?Ñ?¥M CRAZY
YOU BETTER GIVE THEM UP AND QUICK
YOU‚Äö?Ñ?¥LL BE PUSHING UP DAISIES
CAUSE BOY YOU ARE DEFINITELY SICK
I COULD NOT GIVE THEM UP IF I WANTED
CAUSE YOU KNOW I WOULD HATE TO LOOSE
I GOT THE OREO CR‚àö?†ME SANDWICH
CHOCLATE COVER CREME FILLED COOKIE
IT WAS BUILT BY NABISCO
ALMOST BETTER THAN NOOKIE BLUES
french $@m, eating Oreo cookies in Paris, France as well as in Paris, Texas